could you please fill out this quick survey for me?
do you ever cook something in the microwave but it’s still really cold in the middle and you just keep eating it instead of heating it longer because life is pointless and entropy is unavoidable and the universe is filled with callous and casual destruction
i think about this post a lot bc i do this a lot and i always get sad when i do it and increasingly sadder when i realize im doing it completely voluntarily
im so dumb im an idiot someone slap me
cat people: dogs are cool too
dog people: cats don’t feel love did you know a cat once MURDERED my MOTHER