dulect:

could you please fill out this quick survey for me?

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(Source: xeppeli)

officialnoot:


why does this have so many notes

officialnoot:

why does this have so many notes

history1970s:

theglasschild:

do you ever cook something in the microwave but it’s still really cold in the middle and you just keep eating it instead of heating it longer because life is pointless and entropy is unavoidable and the universe is filled with callous and casual destruction

i think about this post a lot bc i do this a lot and i always get sad when i do it and increasingly sadder when i realize im doing it completely voluntarily 

(Source: booeste)

solarsenpai:

jetstream-tormod:

solarsenpai:

jetstream-tormod:

solarsenpai:

This the rawest scooby doo villain and you can’t tell me a damn thing

what about the nazi bird that shot a girl to death?

what the fuck?



WHAT THE FUCK????

solarsenpai:

jetstream-tormod:

solarsenpai:

jetstream-tormod:

solarsenpai:

This the rawest scooby doo villain and you can’t tell me a damn thing

what about the nazi bird that shot a girl to death?

what the fuck?

WHAT THE FUCK????

im so dumb im an idiot someone slap me

homestuckorbust:

helianthi:

What did the pirate say when he turned 80

Aye matey

GO TO HELL THAT WAS CLEVER

(Source: poisonightshade)

Fuck, marry, kill: Stereotypical dudebro that always smells heavily of AXE, a skeleton with a great personality and DD bone titties, and 17 camels collectively possessed by the spirit of Bob Marley

@admiral-fabulous

spencerofspace:

blakcparade:

A GUY AT MY SCHOOL IS LITERALLY PUTTING UP POSTERS ADVERTISING THE SKELETON WAR AROUND THE SCHOOL TUMBLR HAS OFFICIALLY MADE ITS WAY INTO MY EDUCATION

blakcparade:

A GUY AT MY SCHOOL IS LITERALLY PUTTING UP POSTERS ADVERTISING THE SKELETON WAR AROUND THE SCHOOL TUMBLR HAS OFFICIALLY MADE ITS WAY INTO MY EDUCATION

weloveshortvideos:

Random crow shows up on dude’s porch, looks him straight in the face and says ‘fuck you’

(Source: pdlcomics)

tastefullyoffensive:

[frozenspark]

(Source: intercedeth)

chipsandbeermag:

Warning Signs of Satanic Behavior. Training video for police, 1990

overlypolitebisexual:

cat people: dogs are cool too
dog people: cats don’t feel love did you know a cat once MURDERED my MOTHER