weloveshortvideos:

When you hit the blunt before you go on the air… 

onlyblackgirl:

shelbysbutt:

aanubis:

ungrammaticholiday:

yggdrasilly:

christmasblogger:

Penguin falls down resulting in best sound ever [x]

oh my god

NOOOOOOO

they all gasped like OHHH

IM CRYING IM PHYSICALLY CRYING HE FALLS AND THERE ALL LIKE WHAAAAWHOA U OK BRO AND HE GETS UP LIKE *SIGH* YEAH ITS FINE

I just watched this like 8 times

tastefullyoffensive:

[cairosmith]

spacehamsters:

the avengers were forced to go on dates by a villan after hawkeye accidentally put their information on a dating website

becausebirds:

karma-kollector:

autobahnvismarck:

perstephsanscouronne:

becausebirds:

Our visitor sure is enthusiastic!

This is all about the llama staring at you meaningfully through the rearview mirror.

The ostrich is just a distraction for the murder that llama will perform

tbh i think its more about the girl in the other car crying like what happened

Such theory

becausebirds:

karma-kollector:

autobahnvismarck:

perstephsanscouronne:

becausebirds:

Our visitor sure is enthusiastic!

This is all about the llama staring at you meaningfully through the rearview mirror.

The ostrich is just a distraction for the murder that llama will perform

tbh i think its more about the girl in the other car crying like what happened

Such theory

liquidglue:

on this day one year ago someone sewed a fried egg to a tshirt

liquidglue:

on this day one year ago someone sewed a fried egg to a tshirt

itsliketheyknowus:

"And then I said, ‘Look, if you don’t carry it in a muted pastel, I’m not interested!” 

itsliketheyknowus:

"And then I said, ‘Look, if you don’t carry it in a muted pastel, I’m not interested!” 

captainamericaisavirgin:

blackzephyrus:

captainamericaisavirgin:

feminism never made me hate men but the reaction to feminism sure as shit did

some men* you literally cannot hate people you’ve never met or even heard of.

oh MY GOD OH MY GOD OHH M Y GOD OH MY GOD OH MY GOD OHHHYM GOD OH MY GOD OH MY OD OOOOOH MY GOD oh MY GOD OH MY GOD OH MY GOD O H MY GO D OH MY GOD O H M Y GO D OH MY GOD OH MY GOD

caprellid:

halfpast-dead:

its back

take my word friend it never left

caprellid:

halfpast-dead:

its back

take my word friend it never left

unfollower:

peekaboo is essentially just making fun of babies for not understanding object permanence 

wifi-wizerd:

LOOK AT HIM HE IS THE TEA

my blind literally just broke and my desk is in front of my window so now anyone can just watch me I feel uncomfortable

clockatrice:

dioscuria:

nevver:

Undo the Damage of Sitting

I KNOW THIS IS SUPPOSED TO BE SERIOUS BUT I AM FUCKIGN LOSING MY SHIT AT GROK SQUAT

fuck what the chair said

bromancing-the-stone:

cishetofficial:

for every 50 notes this gets i’ll read a chapter of this book: 

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What a horrible way to die.

(Source: demigirlmakoto)